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March 13th, 2011
07:24 am [Link]	101 in 1,001 days ~~0 Write a 101 in 1001 list by 6/15~~ 1 Be in a committed, long-term monogamous relationship 2 Become proficient in PL/SQL ~~3 Build a squirrel gym~~ 4 Butterfly 70# x 6 5 Take tap dance lessons 6 Take and post a photo a day for 30 consecutive days 7 Submit a photo to the MN State Fair art show 8 Take a few singing lessons ~~9 Attend a show at Chanhassen Dinner Theater~~ 10 Design and make a dress for my niece ~~11 Take a class in microeconomics~~ ( The rest of the list ) Tags: 101 (42 acorns \| Toss me an acorn)
July 8th, 2009
10:04 pm [Link]	This is a typical morning at my house Tags: degus, pierogi, risu (5 acorns \| Toss me an acorn)
01:51 am [Link]	10-Minute Play Fest I finally got around to posting photos from the play I directed in Bedlam's 10-Minute Play Festival. Take a look! Tags: bedlam, thespianism (5 acorns \| Toss me an acorn)
July 1st, 2009
01:51 pm [Link]	Fun fun fun The other day I heard an ad on the radio for some automobile company saying that their car was more "fun" than some other car. From my perspective, saying one car is more fun than another is equivalent to saying one hammer is more fun than another. I see a car as a tool. But the ad got me to thinking... Poll #1423825 Fun Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All What makes a car "fun"? View Answers tail fins 7 (24.1%) pinstriping 4 (13.8%) speed, man, speed 13 (44.8%) it's full of squirrels 10 (34.5%) it's full of clowns 7 (24.1%) exhaust sounds like a fart 3 (10.3%) rims have winky-blinky lights 6 (20.7%) interior decor includes dingleballs 4 (13.8%) bobblehead Jesus on the dashboard 10 (34.5%) horn plays "La Cucaracha" 16 (55.2%) Is your car "fun"? View Answers I don't own a car 12 (36.4%) No, cars have no inherent fun-ness 1 (3.0%) No, my car is boring 11 (33.3%) Probably, maybe, I'm not sure 6 (18.2%) Hellz yeah! 3 (9.1%) Tags: poll (6 acorns \| Toss me an acorn)
June 30th, 2009
11:15 am [Link]	Yo, Adrienne! Happy Birthday missstage! You should spend the entire day in your birthday suit. (1 acorn \| Toss me an acorn)
June 29th, 2009
08:02 am [Link]	Yesterday's Tweets 09:00 @howwastheshow Congrats! You're on the front page of today's Variety/A&E section! # 11:45 @ScribblerRigby Maybe because he wasn't as drunk? # 13:35 Happy birthday @lekogirl! # 13:56 This is rare: I'm at a theater & I don't recognize anyone else in the audience. House is close to selling out too - good for Nautilus! # 01:50 twitpic.com/8qntb - Tubtwittering! # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Toss me an acorn)
June 28th, 2009
08:01 am [Link]	Yesterday's Tweets 15:09 OMG Loring Park is like totally gay! #tcgaypride tinyurl.com/lds2f7 # 16:17 I wish we lived in a world where people could express their identities freely & safely every day instead of only one weekend. # 21:11 Delivered a 23-pack of beer to one of the ADs for tomorrow's @liveactionset cast party. Last chance to see My Father's Bookshelf tomorrow! # 23:59 Pride is like a gay state fair but with much better looking people, fewer animals, and no farm machinery. #tcgaypride # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (5 acorns \| Toss me an acorn)
June 27th, 2009
08:01 am [Link]	Yesterday's Tweets 12:40 @o0omunkieo0o Same thing happened when Bea Arthur died. Suddenly she was everybody's favorite actor. # 13:20 Judging from the content of its lists, it looks like vita.mn is visited primarily by unimaginative Minneapolis hipsters. # 15:08 Just who the hell do you think you are? #NotAskedOnCensus # 15:15 Where do you think you're going dressed like that? #NotAskedOnCensus # 17:20 I thought I heard someone strangling a cat. Turns out it was just a bagpiper. # 18:40 Way to go MN DVS! It took less than a week to renew my license tabs by mail. # 22:53 I bought 100lb of sunflower seeds today. My yard squirrels are going to eat well throughout the summer. # 22:54 @lekogirl They aren't good as sunglasses. They don't protect your eyes from UV rays. # 22:56 @jetski17 Isn't King Corn fascinating? I was struck by how much protein has been eliminated from the kernels. No wonder it's crappy as food. # 00:42 @glimpsesofsoul Peanuts are the squirrel equivalent of crack. They're good as treats but black oil sunflower seeds are better nutritionally. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Toss me an acorn)
June 26th, 2009
10:44 am [Link]	You decide Poll #1421510 Escalator Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All This escalator looks like it belongs in View Answers a subway station 10 (38.5%) an airport 5 (19.2%) a theater 11 (42.3%) Tags: poll (11 acorns \| Toss me an acorn)
08:01 am [Link]	Yesterday's Tweets 13:35 No matter how busy you are or how much of a hurry you're in, it's important to take the time to stop and feed the squirrels. # 16:52 Moonwalk tonight in honor of Michael Jackson. RIP. # 17:37 Oops. I just beaned a squirrel with a filbert. He didn't seem to mind. # 23:03 RT @jonfergusonthtr: AC/DC makes me wanna make a shit load of theater. I don't know why. A new form Theater of Bad Ass. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Toss me an acorn)
June 25th, 2009
08:01 am [Link]	Yesterday's Tweets 10:32 @lekogirl: Spörk would be a pretty awesome band name! # 13:51 Check it out - Germans invented music! tinyurl.com/ncpswe # 15:59 USA! USA! Suck it Spain. tinyurl.com/lpk54r # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (1 acorn \| Toss me an acorn)
June 24th, 2009
08:02 am [Link]	Yesterday's Tweets 19:09 Just took a bunch of beaver shots: promo shots for Bedlam's show "Beaverdance." What were you thinking ya perv? # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Toss me an acorn)
June 23rd, 2009
08:02 am [Link]	Yesterday's Tweets 22:34 I had no idea that balls could sweat this much. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (2 acorns \| Toss me an acorn)
June 22nd, 2009
08:01 am [Link]	Yesterday's Tweets 11:48 @carinbrat Free the Bratle two! # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Toss me an acorn)
June 21st, 2009
08:01 am [Link]	Yesterday's Tweets 13:29 Happy International Douche Day! #summerseve # 17:43 To nobody's surprise: RT @cwethern: This is the whitest concert ever. #rockthegarden # 18:04 @serenityfound I'm so jealous! I want to hear all about the show. I hope the Toxic Avenger musical makes its way to MN # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Toss me an acorn)
June 20th, 2009
08:01 am [Link]	Yesterday's Tweets 13:50 Opening night of the new @liveactionset production, My Father's Bookshelf. Get your tickets now! Show runs until the 28th & is selling fast. # 14:36 My girlfriend-who-doesn't-know-she's-my-girlfriend Laura Leighton is reprising her role as Sydney in the new Melrose Place! #melroseplace # 17:06 RT @jillybee72: See which of your friends would secretly like to learn improv by giving them this link: tinyurl.com/beckyimprov # 18:28 @brashlionroars It's not the feng shui. It's the other shoppers. Being stuck in a douchebag of hipsters makes one stabby! # 19:07 @__dana__ Wow! You look great! # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (3 acorns \| Toss me an acorn)
June 19th, 2009
08:01 am [Link]	Yesterday's Tweets 12:49 @nautilusMT Break a leg! # 15:14 @ajferron Let it wait until after my plane lands. # 16:59 It's far more interesting watching people at Midway Airport than anywhere in the Twin Cities. Except maybe at MSP airport. # 17:34 Dude carrying a guitar case & wearing aviator sunglasses indoors is trying way too hard. #hipsterdouche # 20:52 @lekogirl I tried but someone walked in front of me just as I took the shot. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Toss me an acorn)
June 18th, 2009
08:02 am [Link]	Yesterday's Tweets 15:56 #nicerfilmtitles #notfunny # 16:28 twitpic.com/7nkop - Mmmm burritos! # 16:49 @lekogirl What a fantastic outfit! I bet you look great. # 16:49 @chrisstrouth They're wily little critters who often avoid the paparazzi. # 17:00 @lekogirl Bah! She outed herself as a Twilight fan which immediately shows that she has bad taste. # 20:48 @vestige it'll happen again in the year 2109. # 00:50 @brashlionroars MN pizza is adequate, not great. Most are way overrated (Luce). Best pizza is here in Chicago! # 01:27 @cwethern You are a lucky, lucky man. # 01:36 I hope I don't die from methane asphyxiation tonight. #istillloveburritos # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (3 acorns \| Toss me an acorn)
June 17th, 2009
08:01 am [Link]	Yesterday's Tweets 00:52 Just watched "Revolutionary Road." It was a pretty good adaptation of the novel-it conveyed the ennui of middle class suburbia & lost dr ... # 00:54 The Palm Pre's text messaging client really needs a character counter. #palmpre # 01:26 Art is, in a sense, just a story we tell about an object - James Twitchell # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Toss me an acorn)
June 16th, 2009
08:02 am [Link]	Yesterday's Tweets 11:01 What a remarkable world we live in. I can see pictures & video of events around the world in real time on my phone. Wow. # 17:22 @madkingthomas Merde! I'm excited to see your show. # 17:57 I'm on my way to a flag-burning ceremony. At the American Legion. # 20:01 Col. Fred Sherman, charter member of the greatest generation. RIP # 21:35 What's this about Melrose Place coming this fall? Too freakin' awesome! Hopefully we'll have Melrose Mondays again. #melroseplace # 21:51 @matriaya Skins is excellent. The stories are interesting & the characters are complex. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (2 acorns \| Toss me an acorn)

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